So Chuck Norris is cool and I dig the recent resurgence in popularity, but it’s pretty much nostalgia like "I love the 80s."
You want a more diversified, 21st century hero? It’s gotta be Jack Bauer. Sure he’s a fictitious character on TV, but his Top Sixty Facts are pretty funny. And accurate. For example: "When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help."
Update: Someone get Eric in touch with Jack and hurry – Google was down 12% tonight in after-hours trading after missing earnings expectations.
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