Forget Chuck Norris. It’s Jack Bauer Now.

So Chuck Norris is cool and I dig the recent resurgence in popularity, but it’s pretty much nostalgia like "I love the 80s."

You want a more diversified, 21st century hero?  It’s gotta be Jack Bauer.  Sure he’s a fictitious character on TV, but his Top Sixty Facts are pretty funny.  And accurate.  For example:  "When Google can’t find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help."

Update:  Someone get Eric in touch with Jack and hurry – Google was down 12% tonight in after-hours trading after missing earnings expectations.

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