The next time a subordinate or significant other insinuates that business travel is a perk, refer them to this post and let them know what’s up.
If it isn’t the 
[rodents], then it might be the 
[bed bugs]; or perhaps a lack of 
[security] …oh, and don’t use the 
[hotel glasses]!
Many people also advise to remove the rarely-washed comforters from beds. One time I also discovered that the cap on my $7 water bottle lifted off, no doubt refilled from the tap, not from Fijian volcanic rock water. Take care out there!