Business travel can be hazardous to your health

The next time a subordinate or significant other insinuates that business travel is a perk, refer them to this post and let them know what’s up.

If it isn’t the Mousetrap[rodents], then it might be the Bedbug[bed bugs]; or perhaps a lack of Security[security] …oh, and don’t use the Glasses[hotel glasses]!

Many people also advise to remove the rarely-washed comforters from beds.  One time I also discovered that the cap on my $7 water bottle lifted off, no doubt refilled from the tap, not from Fijian volcanic rock water.  Take care out there!